Captain Mayhem
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- the man from belmounty
- Me, Myself, and I
- in me bed in work on sesh thats bout it aw aye bebo as wel nearly forgot. no job now so layin doin fuck all 24/7 fuckin some job sub sub sub
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- transpotting i nearly had a part in it.scarface blow man on fire GO training day. the gonies.saw. casino.
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- womans mud wrestlein. geto gagging.nic knock joyrideing muging old folks.sleeping high jump long jump rounders tag hurley basketball divein. DOIN DUMB BELLS FIGHT ME THEN BIGMAN
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- runnin out of money.goin off drink big girls and spiders.Derry girls.whiteying all over the place.me grey hair mondays. getting it .tight.TROY talkin to me .roosters farts.b.a s jokes.mcfeely buyin my house & throwin me out.mooney taken his top off
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- partyin.sleepin not at work holidayin standind at the ring in folyeside leafs.gettin sorted wif cracker tunes.djin somewer good.in the bar wif mates slaging them.makein prank phone calls. annoyin people . watchin the deadlest catch .
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A: It might be your bicycle
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A: Because if it walked it would be mugged
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A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
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A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut
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A: Big Mac and fries please
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A: He fell 3 times and never claimed once
A Derry man walked into the local job centre, marched straight up
to the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job" The man behind
the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing
from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his twin
daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided
and you will also be required to escort the young ladies on their
overseas holidays. The salary package is #3,200,000 a year".
The Derry Man said "You're bull****ting me!" The man behind the
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Lisa Ferguson2 weeks agohey mucks! happy days elusive went well seen all the pistures ha love the customs fred! Many people you's get?
Steve bug was brilliant loved the music. There is a lot of good music in Melbourne so all good except the price of the barndogs shocking and im dying for the other stuff ha! Get on facebook! -
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Caroline Kuzyk2 weeks agoil defs be der NY
il say de few heads dat was der halloween aswel, am sure il get it happenin lol. gud wee spot.
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Dannielle Kelly2 weeks agonot long after a roast beef dinner fucking lovely. didnt stay up long after you left was so drunk, died yesturday good crack. jimmy was ringing for his army hat think next door neighbours has it.
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Caroline Kuzyk2 weeks ago
wats craic!
aww i had a ball. best halloween yet lol. was reali gud nite. did ye enjoy it?
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Dannielle Kelly2 weeks ago
hi whats the crack? how was the head on monday? had a class weekend crack was good. poor jimmy
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Charlene Mc Feely2 weeks agoaye ill put sum up now u need d get a Facebook lol
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Lisa Ferguson
hey mucks, whats happening back home? You looking forward to playing halloween night? I miss the good old nights and the madness from the nerve centre lol Its rehab over here lol Heading to see Steve Bug on tuesday cant wait! Heard a few of his sets so hoping its a great day/night to celebrate the bank holiday. you ever heard of him?
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4 weeks ago via Mobile
Peter Mc Gowan
All good lad jobs goin really well wrkin everyday in the sun lol. Night lifes quality 2, hws the form way urself?
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Dannielle Kelly4 weeks ago
hi how you? whats you do the weekend? hows the new job? didnt get up much just had a few in the house nothing exciting.
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Gavin Mcfeely5 weeks agolook at the right hand side of the screen
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Elusive!!!
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