Geraldine McWilliams
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Girlie Wisdom!
1. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
2. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
3. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear pretty shoes.
4. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
5. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.
6. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
7. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
8. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
9. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast..
Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
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Men are like......
1. Men are like Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars …. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ……. You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ….. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ….. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms …. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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lol, y do i detect a hint of sarcasm there, of course thousands would believe me
next time i go i'll prob be sober again, actually enjoyed not having to worry about drink again, had forgot i could good nite without drink, lol. aye next nite your in sure gimme a shout doll
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hahaha, she tried te write on me but i pointed her in his direction, lol. yese were lucky te get taxi outside, usually its madness outside, lol. was good wee nites craic, was my first time sober in there in ages, lol
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hey doll did ye have a good nite?? i was looking for yese when i came out was gonna give yese a lift but coudlnt find yese, havent stopped slaggin my mate for letting dat girl write on him with the lipstick, hahaha.
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hey dats awful bout your wee car, glad your ok tho thats the main thing doll x
yeah everythings sweet with me, jus da usual working adn goin out too muhc, haha, nothing much changes with me lol
hey doll long time no see, hows u doin??? hope u been well
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hi geri aye had a great time though the food wasnt good bryan ate outta mcdonalds most of the time lol nother than that it was great! did u c it? looks da part as bryan wuld say
im the very best, workn away as usual, headin to poland next thurs for ni match, then celebrating 1st year wedding anniversary on 15th sept, cant believe its a year already??? wot about u, hows things any courting????
i lost my phone
hi ya missus how r u? does the words 'hen party' interest u? give me a txt sure n tel ye da craic. i have once again lost half my numbers..... put my mobile in the washing machine lol typical o me!
♣ 21st Party Invite ♣
♣ To: Geri & Co
♣ On: Sat 18th April, 9pm
♣ Longfield Inn, Eglinton
♣ Let Me No If You Can Make It!
♣ Paul D
thanks doll, dont be spendin tooooo much on my pressie!!!!
uncle dave
Hey ya,
Things going ok, back to work today after 2 weeks hols, sort of glad to be back was getting bored in the house. Other than that not much else happening, kinda boring after Christmas, everyone skint and all that.
Well keep in touch, never know... might see you out some night.
Hey ya,
How are you doing? Been a while since i chatted to you, sorry i couldn't chat more the day i saw you in shipquay street, but if i was on my own i would have LOL
Any craic with you?
Hello how r u?
happy days, aye ive used my half day shoppin day already,no shoppin done though !!
a lay in and a few beer was had instead 
yep il prob bump into ya then on the 19th, none of us in here is for the doo either, a rare lot in here lol
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happy days, good to hear the jobs good then !!
i tell ye 
craic in county hall??? jeez your old office must have been soo different from in here, i sit all day way earfones in listenin to music, beats listenin to them in here
im grand thanx, would needa get my skates on though and get the christmas shoppin started though, havent a thing bought yet, s'pose your all sorted??
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alright there geri-cat
so hows the new job goin??
ya missin us???
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Thats great everything is going good for ya in ur job. After all that travelling to belfast, then coleraine and now ur back home-u will def save a fortune!ha.
Ah tell me about xmas shopping-we r cutting out buying alot of pressies this year so hopefully things wont be so bad but I stil end up in the town buying....just can resist!ha.
Hmmmm re: the luvlife-----it sounds as if you have have sum1 in mind and that it could be possible wud i be right Ms McWilliams?????
Margaret is doing vol work to HURT over town and does reflexology and all that so she seems to love it so shes well settled. We stood talking for ages in marks and spencers!!!
Nout strange or startling with me....just looking forward to christmas to getting a whole lot of nice food and drink!!!ha ha.
Hey doll whats the craic? Avnt beboed yee in ages....
Thats great news that ur in Lisnagelvin-only down the road from me!ha. My mum's pal works in there Helen Kennedy-u know her?
So whats happening all in the world? I met Margaret the other nite in Marks and Spencers and she was asking about u and Kells and everybody else.....was nice to see her......
So hows the love life???
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hey there gericat!!! Long time no speak!! Sorry I've been shocking at keeping in touch working full time now and been really busy
what's the gen with you??? I need to txt you my new number got a new phone for my birthdayso will txt you my new number 
I'm back home for Christmas on the 22nd till the29th so we will definitly need to meet up!! I need a good old high key night out 
