Emma Muxcy

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  • Female, 21, Luv 421
  • from wereva the partys at....
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  • Member since: March 2005
  • Last active: 14 weeks ago
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Me, Myself, and I
OHHH ARENT YOU A NOSEY FUCKER LOOKIN AT MY PAGE!! LOL

<<<<<< Yesh i am a big pozer!!!! Me as a vampire for Holloween! :P

Rite new year new proflie. My name is Emma im currently living with my bf mark! Were together over a year and a half YAY!! (shock)... Doing an administration course in biffy 2nd yr, tis ok... Looking to have a good one this year! New years resolution, lose weight, meet new friends, have fun and do my work for class! lol

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. xtremly energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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way to WORLD DOMINATION

I HAVE AN ALCOHOLIC PROBLEM---TWO HANDS AND ONLY ONE MOUTH!!!

**Never regret anything that made you smile!**
Music
Horrorpops, Muse, BASSHUNTER, September, Alex Gaudino.. everything thats not shit! lol
Films
Pretty woman (doesnt eveyone), Underworld, Underworld Evolution, Finding Nemo, Tommy T (funny as fuc) Queen of the Dammed, A.L.I.A.S (not really a film i no).
Sports
Gaelic footy, aussie rules an pool...
Scared Of
Giant spidees, electricity goin off, old sleezy men (Here's Johnney, Jem u no who i mean), sinking sand, BIG ASS DOGS...
Happiest When
Sleeping, partying, dancing, lying in, cuddling, Drinkin, laughing and singin on a night out with the boys an da girls (eh..hm... Olivia..)
Things I hate
hangovas, standin in somethin wet in your socks, being woken up by pissed housemates at 6 in the morning for no apparent reason...
Phrases and jokes I've come to love
**If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.
**Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
**Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
**Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
**Drink is the answer: I've forgotten the question.
**Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.
**Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
**So Your The Bitch That Told The Bitch I Was a Bitch Well Listen Bitch It Takes a Bitch To Know a Bitch To Call a Bitch a Bitch BITCH !"
**It only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th.
SOOOOOOO TRUE........ NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, IS SO S.I.C.K. OF HER SHIT!!!!
The Other Half Of Me
Dystopian

Dystopian

u wont like me wen im angry...!!!! My gorgeous bf

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21 January
Lucky Color:Lilac
Personality Strengths:Peace, Humor
Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Slapstick
Adjectives to Describe You:daring, enterprising
Description:
Bright and cheerful - you are always smiling and add a smile to the face of all those that know you. Chirpy and talkative for the most part, you are outgoing, social and extroverted. A largely happy person on both the outside and the inside - may you always remain the same!

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  • OMG FUNNIEST STORY EVER FOUND ONLINE

    It appears that the killer raccoons, like killer bees before them, are migrating north. First spotted in Olympia, where they’ve killed cats, attacked dogs, and robbed coffee shops, this strain of aggressive, crack-addicted raccoons have arrived in Seattle.

    Late last night my boyfriend got up to let our dog out for his late-evening piss. I was upstairs in bed when I heard what sounded like two mountain lions trying to kill each other, which was closely followed by the sounds of my boyfriend shrieking—er, screaming, not shrieking. Screaming in low, manly tones. I ran downstairs and out into the yard where our dog—a five pound, deaf, one-eyed, brain-damaged toy poodle (don’t ask)—was being chased in circles and occasionally tackled by a hissing, screeching 300 pound raccoon.

    The raccoon was trying to kill—and eat—the dog. Once I was on the porch the boyfriend ran inside, leaving me alone with the killer raccoon and the retarded poodle. I picked up four large table legs that were sitting on the porch. As soon I spotted a little space between the dog and the raccoon I hurled a table leg at the raccoon, like Zeus hurling lightening bolts (did Zeus did that in his boxers?), in an attempt to get the raccoon away from the dog.

    Once I successfully separated the dog and the raccoon, I expected the dog to run into the house. Ah, nope. Our retarded dog, seeing the raccoon in retreat, concluded that he had the upper hand now, and proceeded to charge at the raccoon. The raccoon, seeing a dinner-sized dog coming back at him, proceeded to charge after the dog. The dog, suddenly remembering that the raccoon outweighed him by 295 pounds, proceeded to turn and run. I managed to separate the raccoon from the dog four fucking times, and each time the dog went after the raccoon, which then went after the dog.

    I managed to separate the dog and the raccoon one last time just as the boyfriend came back out the house. He grabbed our retarded, suicidal poodle and dragged him inside.

    I hate raccoons.

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  • Apples

    -------------------Girls-----------------------
    --------------are like apples----------------
    ---------on trees. The best ones-----------
    --------are at the top of the tree.----------
    ------The boys dont want to reach--------
    ----for the good ones because they-------
    --are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
    -Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
    ---from the ground that aren't as good, --
    -but easy. So the apples at the top think-
    -something is wrong with them, when in--
    ----reality, they're amazing. They just----
    -----have to wait for the right boy to------
    -------come along, the one who's---------
    -------------brave enough to---------------
    ------------------climb all-------------------
    ------------------ the way-------------------
    ------------------to the top------------------
    -----------------of the tree.-----------------

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    Please can anyone who reads this please say a prayer for my friend shellies mum Kerry. She is in hospital from a brain hemorrhage an is currently in surgery. thanx

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  • Rachel Woods
    Rachel Woods

    you should be on more x

    2 weeks ago
  • Joy Shirlow
    luv Joy Shirlow

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    9 weeks ago
  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

    1 room - 8 djs

    djs

    Reece Rodgers
    Haywire
    Bozy
    Aaron Watton
    Copy and paste
    Phunk

    and resident Colin Gent

    Funky to Progressive House

    5 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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    10 weeks ago
  • Jemma McCreesh
    luv Jemma McCreesh

    Yo emz!!! im guna b in bfast 2mara for a bit if ya wana meet up!! anyway dont have my phone so i cant txt ya!! let me know if ya get this message in time :-)

    12 weeks ago
  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
    Belfast

    OUR BIG WEEKEND

    We introduce our very special guest
    SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
    residents Colin Gent and Emo

    Funky to Progressive House

    7 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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    13 weeks ago
  • The Asylum Belfast
    The Asylum Belfast

    The Asylum
    Sat 5th September
    The Front Page, Belfast
    21.00 - Late

    £5

    :D

    14 weeks ago
  • Catherine
    luv Catherine

    Hi babe, how's you? Any bant? How's your summer going? Well? Wee Dylan is very very cute :) here me and dave are moving again at the end of the month so you's will have to come when we get all settled in for our house warming :D also, the guys are djing in the front page on the 5th of september :) xxxxxxr

    14 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Louise McCavigan
    Louise McCavigan

    wel hws u?? ya enjoyin ur lie in's lol ya doin ne fing nice ova da summer den?? xx

    19 weeks ago
  • Carmen Murphy
    Carmen Murphy

    hey ballbag wdc? hows u? ya still workn in body shop? only bk frm holiday dis mornin amazn depressed nw like lol! hows u ? xxx

    19 weeks ago
  • Jemma McCreesh
    luv Jemma McCreesh

    Well emz!!! boredom!! hav you been hom this wek cus ive not been working all week!! booked for california 2/8- 20/8 woohoo!!

    19 weeks ago
  • Louise McCavigan
    luv Louise McCavigan

    wel balbag hws u?? sum luv 4 ya xx

    20 weeks ago
  • Jemma McCreesh
    luv Jemma McCreesh

    Well are you still in smellintee or are you away already?? called down to ya last night but there was no1 in!! mail me your mob number and belfast house number cus im getting a new phone cus i lost my old one damn it!!!

    22 weeks ago
  • Jan
    luv Jan

    thankyou hun xx

    23 weeks ago
  • Jemma McCreesh
    luv Jemma McCreesh

    Well well dude! ! what is up where have you been????? hoolla hoolla!! were haven a bbq 2mara and going to warrenpoint if your home!!

    23 weeks ago
  • Joy Shirlow
    luv Joy Shirlow

    give you my love :X

    24 weeks ago
  • Louise McCavigan
    luv Louise McCavigan

    sum luv 4 ya jypo lol xx

    24 weeks ago
  • Rachel Woods
    Rachel Woods

    awk its okay :) . aye its been ages like. nearly a year in july :O . for d's i'll go to belfast in summer. mark was saying to me about it when he was down last week. was great to see him :) (L). aww was at my cousins party tonite. he got married in italy and he had a party tonite. it was amazing (. declans party) :) (L). you?xx

    26 weeks ago
  • The Asylum Belfast
    The Asylum Belfast

    THE ASYLUM (with guest DJ Dave Omega (Echoplex Derry)
    SATURDAY 30TH MAY 2009

    LAVERYS BALLROOM

    Belfast
    22.00 - Late
    £5

    Lavery's have all 3 floors open on Saturdays, so you've got!

    The Bunker- DECKADANCE with Gregz McCann

    The Ballroom - THE ASYLUM! With guest DJ Dave Omega (Echoplex Derry http://www.myspace.com/echoplex1 )

    The Attic - U R MOSHIN http://www.myspace.com/wordsoncespoken

    £5 gets you access to all 3 floors.

    See ya there.

    28 weeks ago
  • Rachel Woods
    Rachel Woods

    heyy (L) we havnt talked in ages
    miss you x

    28 weeks ago
  • Aisling Meenagh
    luv Aisling Meenagh

    hey there-wats the happening-i was wondering if you had a black blazer lying around-judit was saying you mite hav it???

    29 weeks ago